Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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