Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
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I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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