So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I touched a dick in church today
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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