I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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