There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
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