This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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