Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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