shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
We are two peas in an std pod
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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