im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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