This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Randomize
