You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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