omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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