its not stalking. its research.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
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I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
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My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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