Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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