i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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