i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
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I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
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omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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