Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Randomize
