My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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