I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
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She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
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It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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