It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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