You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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