it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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