Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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