Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
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Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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