Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
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I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
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If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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