I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
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We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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