It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
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He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
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Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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