Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
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All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
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"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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