i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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