'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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