high people should be assigned attendants
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
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No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
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I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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