Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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