I heard we made out
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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