She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
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He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
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I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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