But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Randomize
