My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
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i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
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I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
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I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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