i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
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I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
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Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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