But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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