I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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