you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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