i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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