I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
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just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
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If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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