D3 body, D1 cock
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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