just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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