Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
The cops high fived after they tackled you
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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