47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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