marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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