sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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