Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
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