i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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