How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
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