i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
