Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I think my moral compass just broke
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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