love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
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